when that flat booty’s under 96lbs.
guy: “man, she got some boneless -ss.”
guy2: “yeah, that looks 95lbs to me.”
girl who sends nudes and it ain’t nothing but bones
boy: send me nudes babe
girl: okay baby
boy: d-mn! ew! you a boneless -ss b-tch!
- observe the new moon
to observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. it means to descend on the new moon tavern in leadenhall market, london and indulge in a cold beverage whilst gazing up at the new moon sign above the bar… hey, would you like to join me in a spot of moon […]
- play ons
songs that bring lyricism to a new level, making clever jokes about everyday uses “world cup flow, i can’t kick it witchya” -jay st–z clever use of words that obtain a deeper meaning. “ayo throw in some play on’s on this verse make it hot”
- friggety froick
when you want to f-cking swear but there are children or your mother, or other people who would not appreciate it, so instead you say friggety froick. “i don’t get the point of this friggety froick.” or you kick the end of a table and you say: “friggety froick!”
- midget fidget
when a midget fidgets her spinner lol that midget is fidgeting her spinner like a f-ggot stupid midget fidget
i’m just mother f-cking saying ijmfs he didn’t have to do all of that he could of just talked it out with her.