Boner Achieved


something you say when a girl does something s-xy that gives you a b-n-r. you usually say it in front of her face but at a volume she can’t here you.
girl: tonight i’m going to get tipsy, you should join me in my bed.

boy: b-n-r achieved. 🙂

girl: what?

boy: uhhh nothing!

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