Boner Cramp
a sudden paroxysm in the penile region. usually caused by: b-n-r overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having s-x with a full stomach, dehydration.
tbkyle1: rory: “i’ve just been stricken with a m-ssive b-n-r cramp”
kyle: “sh-t dude, stick it in jello”
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- bonery
an adjective used to describe when a guy gets a b-n-r, often used when speaking of b-n-rs occuring at unsuspecting times i was cuddling with doug yesterday and he got all b-n-ry! when someone feels like getting a b-n-r i was pretty b-n-ry yesterday well i was watching gossip girl
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- boob assisted
to have unfairly achieved something purely through the possession of large br–sts despite lack of relevant knowledge or skills. jenny got given the last bagel just by sticking her br–sts out, stupid b–b -ssisted hussy. with her double d br–sts, clarissa was a shoe in for the job. b–b -ssistance does it again!