Boner Texting
the act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging b-n-r in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. is frequently triggered by watching p-rn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said b-n-r has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
oh man, i really gotta quit b-n-r texting hailey everytime i watch an alexis texas video.
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slang for an erection. good to use in public when you need to be sneaky with your wording. john: sup mike: hey, dude i got the biggest boneski right now, i’m gonna go waddle this off. 1 more definition add your own erection, b-n-r, d-ck, p-n-s, etc. my gf gave me a boneski last night.
- bonifacio
not bona fide; a fluke; a charlatan. comes from espn’s “fantasy focus” podcast where nate “the say nay kid” ravitz and matthew “talented mr. roto” berry play the game “bona fide or bonifacio?” in this game, they -n-lyze whether a player has legitimate skills or is just on a lucky hot streak. comes from baseball […]
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flamboyant or pompous br–sts. the low cut top she was wearing made her chest look b–bastic.
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the grazing of a customer’s shoulder by the br–sts of the woman cutting said customer’s hair. “i was at supercuts and the chick lining me up gave me some quality b–b shoulder!”
- boo dammit
looking like total cr-p. also fubared. at a manufacturing facility, for example, an engineer receives his prototype parts from the toolmaker and says after a brief evaluation, “these parts look like boo dammit!”