Bonerappetitties
a restaurant created in order to serve men off all ages ( or ladies if you are into it) the finest cuisine in a stimulating manner. all waitresses and employees must be attractive women who are only allowed to wear pure lingerie as a uniform. shows are put on nightly and tipping is not mandatory, but i promise you’ll want to.
dude! lets go to b-n-rappet-tties, i havn’t gotten any for a while.
b-n-r appet-tties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. it was founded by men for men (although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). b-n-r appett-ties offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. the women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. if the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.
no dude! lets go to b-n-r appet-tties!!!
a restaurant created in order to serve men off all ages ( or ladies if you are into it) the finest cuisine in a stimulating manner. all waitresses and employees must be attractive women who are only allowed to wear pure lingerie as a uniform. shows are put on nightly and tipping is not mandatory, but i promise you’ll want to.
dude! lets go to b-n-rappet-tties, i havn’t gotten any for a while.
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