bonnet babe
an idealized wife in a patriarchal society. one who solely wants to cook, clean, and wear dresses without any interesting in reading, thinking, or partic-p-ting in academic circles. a woman who spends her formative years solely learning the arts of homemaking and baking bread; eventually to marry rich and spend the rest of her days doing just that.
not to be confused with trophy wife.
“oh my god, lindsey is such a bonnet babe!”
“gaston must have thought belle was a real bonnet babe to fall for him”
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