Bonzi
purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.
why am i saying “he”? bonzi is an it. bonzi isn’t even a living thing! apes are living things, but bonzi is a simulated one. thus, i should refer to bonzi as “bonzi” and nothing more.
a potential deal sealer for anyone. will tap any -ss as long as honey is involved. gender: male. hobbies include beekeeping and raising chickens.
“hey, will you seal this deal behind me?” or “look at bonzi, chill as ever”
1.) the coolest f-cking guy that ever existed not only on the planet earth, but the entire universe.
2.) a purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.
1.) bonzi is such a f-cking d00d.
2.) dance bonzi dance!…wtf…i was just busted for downloading pr0n!
a citizen of canada who strongly believes that he is an immigrant.
i know a bonzi called david who believes he is a immigrant but he is actually a citzen.
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