boob-o-meter
using (or offering) a thoughtful gauge to measure a woman’s bare br–sts. b–b-o-meters often spontaneously appear at the in-fields of the most notable, and finest nascar forums (ie talladega, daytona, brickyard, etc). cardboard cut-outs are often used for mobile b–b-o-meters, while plywood units sometimes appear at the more regular locations. b–b-o-meters readings often include, “itty bitty”, “oh mama”, “melons”, “big ‘uns” and “good god” …
she was able to fill out the “dammit jim!” reading on the b–b-o-meter we ran into this weekend at ‘dega !
my wife’s sister registered as “itty bitty” while my wife scored “lordy lordy, they’d be 40!” on the b–b-o-meter.
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