Book of Mormon

a wonderful book showing the true history of life on the american continent. it is another testament of jesus christ and is used to complement the teachings found in the bible.
the book of mormon has helped me to better understand the gospel.
ridiculous book full of false religious dogma, written by the lifelong opiate smoker, and founder of the mormon church, joseph smith, who claims to have seen an angel who told him where these “plates” were buried so that he could dig them up and translate them from some unspeakable hebrew dialect into what would become the book of mormon…bullsh-t, bullsh-t, bullsh-t.

smith also claims to have gone into some forest and seen two personages of j.c. and god…but everyone with even a quarter of a brain knows that he really didn’t…for there is no actual proof whatsoever; if he really did however see these “personages”, he must’ve been on some serious hallucinogens that day.

if “mormon missionaries” come to your door peddling this ridiculous book…i would advise you to tell them to f-ck off and get their -sses to college and then slam the door right away. we can’t let this ridiculous tripe f-ck the world over more than it already is…the stupid -ss mormons should be feeding the poor hungry little kids…when instead they are spending all the money so they can build those big ugly “temples” in more places where they don’t belong.. it’s just…not right.

tripe! tripe! tripe!
the book of mormon is bullsh-t.
a piece of bible fanfiction that people take way too seriously.
maybe i can write my very own book of mormon and get a huge cult following too!
#fanfiction #fanfic #cult #lds #fds
the greatest fantasy epic ever told.
“is there gonna be a sequel to the book of mormon?”

“well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. god knows if hollywood gets hold of it they’ll f-ck it up.”

“as if it’s not already.”
#book #of #mormon #moron #cut #john smith
1) a book that contradicts the bible in many ways even though they are both used in the ‘mormon’ religion.
2) a book written 2-3 centuries ago by known con-artist joseph smith when he translated the “golden plates” he could only see.
3) bible fanfiction taken way to seriously.
girl 1: hey did you hear about that book of mormon?
girl 2: yeah. at first i didn’t even want to look at it, but when i heard it was bible fanfiction i just had to read it!
#morman #bible #joseph smith #latter day saints #cult
the book of mormon is another testament of jesus christ. it is about 500 pages long and was written in biblical times on the american continents by the nephites, lamanites and jaredites. it was translated by joseph smith, prophet, seer and revelator in the mid-1800s. it is read and studied by latter-day saints (lds) or mormons. it is not in place of the bible, it just talks about jesus on a different continent. it is, as i believe, is true and is one of the best things that you’ll ever read.
the book of mormon is long, but rewarding.
#mormon #mormons #lds #temples #jesus #christ #bible
another testiment of jesus christ, written by joseph smith and studdied by latter day saints, or mormons. this book is not false doctarine, and mormons are not bad people or polygamists, if you are somehow under the impression that they are feel free to talk to one. before you critisize the book of mormon go ahead and read it, everything in it can be backed up by the bible, which i am pretty sure is the basis of most christian religions, which brings me to another subject. mormons are christians, why else would they call their church the church of jesus christ of latter days saints, emphasis on the jesus christ part, jeez. quit the mormon bashing and give em’ a chance.
person 1: what is the book of mormon?

person 2: another testament of jesus christ

#mormon #joseph smith #mormons #lds #latter day saints