1) the ultimate form of noob. often an internet nerd who is hooked on video games and regularly speaks with a nerdy, high pitched voice. have underdeveloped social skills and find themselves alone at home doing nerdy things during both day and night.
2) a person who identifies well with noobs and displays the same personality traits, many of which lead them to falter in the social world. viewed by the public as a disgrace to society and outsiders to the daily activites around them.
3) one who is not good at a particular activity, or who lacks the competence needed for success in something. many times they do not have the ability to realize their misfortune. this person may think they are skilled in the aforesaid activity, or claim they “pwn.”
1) person 1: have you talked to the peej lately?
person 2: no, he is being a borgnoobulis. last i heard, he was at home playing star wars monopoly.
2) person 1: dvorak, are you coming to the party tonight?
person 2: no, i would rather go hang out with my friends i met through playing runescape.
person 1: why are you such a borgnoobulis?
3) person 1: j-wink, did you really just go all-in with a 7 2 off-suit? no wonder you lost!
person 2: what the h-ll man, i had the best hand. i am much better than you at poker!
person 1: you were against pocket aces, borgnoobulis.
person 2: shut up! i pwn noobs like you!
- boring as fudge
politically correct way to say “boring as f-ck” hey! where is everybody? anybody home? n-body says anything, this is boring as fudge!
derived from the english words ‘boring’ and ‘amazing’ and adopting the peter andre method of english development. 1. ‘bormazing’ adj. 2. ‘bormaze’ v. to be overwhelmed with wonder at the extent of tedium achieved. 1. this work is so bormazing 2. you bormaze me. (i.e. you are so boring it is amazing)
a parking spot so great that you would have had to be born in it. “dude, do you see that born-in hurry before the other car gets there”
a s-xual act involving insertion of hardened feces into a sweaty v-g-n-. the hard log is then moved in and out rapidly to achieve s-xual release. most effective after a heavy workout. when eric couldn’t satisfy lauren’s needs, he relied upon the trusty borud. since the tennis racket didn’t fit, i gave her a borud […]
some dumb-ss b-tch who likes to look at trees for a living. that botanist looks at too many trees.