bortnik is taken from a character from the popeye cartoon. the bortnik was the big ape-like woman who was friends with olive. bortnik is used to describe any woman who has similar feature, ie.. a woman who is big (not fat), has a big nose, greasy hair, large forhead, and scr-pes her knuckles across the floor.
chad: hey there will, look at that freakishly big woman over there. she looks familiar.

will: that’s a bortnik. are you ignorant or something? now bend over and let me give you some man loving.

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