boston marathon
1. n. a tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. the result will leave the ‘runner’ fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.
2. n. also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in boston in april where some kenyan wins.
“where’s tony?”
“he’s at home doing the boston marathon right now.”
“i thought that was in boston..and in april?”
“not this kind. this is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade.”
when one drinks excessive amounts of iced tea (to honor those who threw tea into the harbor in boston) and when said partic-p-nt has to use the bathroom, they proceed to run from urinal to urinal peeing nonstop in each one.
bob drank three gallons of iced tea during the movie and celebrated when he discovered the theater bathroom empty by running a “boston marathon”
Read Also:
- anal cake
the stuff that comes out of your -ss on the toilet i just baked an -n-l cake in the bathroom sh-t oh man, i just made some horrible -n-l cakes. don’t go in the bathroom! crust building up around your b-tt hole. yo b–tch, go clean your -n-lcake. this is what builds up around your […]
- c0de
a silly little irc user who thinks he can hack the planet with his 1337 skills. from this delusion we get the irc nickname “c0de” as it apparently -sserts himself within the irc community as being “1337” or “hax0r”. when in reality, he’s a bit of a pr-ck who knows not alot about anything worth […]
- bloody queef chunk
a menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large p-n-s that is launched as a projectile by a v-g-n-l fart of air usually forced inside by a large p-n-s i was walking by your mom’s house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bl–dy queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.
- giant turkey
a mispr-nunciation of jive turkey. it is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead. tyler: you jive turkey me: what, giant turkey. how am i a giant turkey? tyler: what! everybody always thinks i say that.
- Anal Grenade
1. the act of skeeting into an -sshole 1. dude, i totally -n-l grenaded this chick i met at the club last night 2. if you don’t shut the f-ck up b-tch, ima -n-l grenade you