bottle run
to walk casually into the alcohol aisle of any grocery store and proceed to take a bottle, usually jack daniels, and walk out of the store like nothing happened. a variation can be done with a hand basket and several bottles. if one can handle the sketchiness of the act, a shopping cart and the fire exit can also be used. a bottle run will get you a good year on probation, so if someone behind your back tells you to stop, run forest run.
stoner a:”dude matt got tackled by 3 managers at ralph’s for trying to push a shopping cart full of jd out the fire exit!” stoner b:”are you serious, thats the 3rd time he’s done a bottle run this week!”
stoner a:”yeah, that dumb -ss kept doin it at the same store”
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