bottom!blaine
a canon aspect of blaine anderson (from glee)’s s-xuality since circa episode 4×16, feud, but popularized much earlier, thanks to the wonders of blaine’s -ss and fanfiction. there are still debates around its canon-hood, probably because its almost too good to be true. we here at urbandictionary have patience and sympathy for that. they’ll come around.
klainer 1: hey, do you think kurt ever tops blaine?
klainer 2: of course he does, bottom!blaine is canon! didn’t you watch feud?
klainer 1: i did, but i thought it meant switch!blaine or versatile!bottom!blaine is canon?
klainer 2: oh honey, that “not really?!” had zero conviction. i betcha also thought we were supposed to believe kurt never picks out his clothes.
klainer 1: wait, so… you really think he wants the d?
klainer 2: he wants the d, and only the d.
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