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a city in colorado, home of the university of colorado. a crazy town consisting of primarily hippies, stoners, a couple of rich areas, and of course, the college. very large party school.
hey john, been up to boulder lately? i hear there was a m-ssive couch burning yesterday, until they realized that all the reefer was going up too.
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a very… unique town in colorado. population consists of left-wingers, weird hippies, buddhists, old people and hobos. it is an unwritten law in boulder that you must never eat anything processed, only things from the earth. another rule is that you must be as bizarre looking as possible. oh yeah, the university of colorado’s there too.
i went to boulder and found a hobo who had locked himself in a dumpster.
the only city in the whole usa, where you’ll find tailgaters grilling tofu and veggie meat instead of ribs, burgers, hotdogs, steak, etc
boulder guy to his denver friend: hey man what do you say we go tailgate at the game today

denver friend: cool i got to go to the store and pick up the meat

boulder guy: wtf??!!
a town in colorado consisting of 8 miles surrounded by reality where the residents are more concerned about the voting rights of their pets than the common good..

a town where wild oats started the craze of overpaying for healthy food…

a town where marijuana is a staple in everyone’s medicine cabinet.
what are you doing this weekend? – i am going up to a place where i can buy a $50 quart of tofu and $5 dime bag of weed…

oh, you mean boulder?
boulder has recently been named the healthiest city in the united states of america. this is because the residents of boulder, co realize how lucky they are to be able-bodied humans and take advantage of their youth. boulder is located at the foothills of the rocky mountains, giving the students a breath-taking view of the famous flatirons.
the university of colorado at boulder is known for its prestigious academics and world-famous professors. the students at cu are also well-known for their activism. cu boulder is the most green college campus in the united states, therefore making this world a better place to live in.
to outsiders (mostly p-ssed-off republicans), boulder appears to be a ‘hippie infested’ city. it is more important to look at the facts: while the greater population of boulder regularly smokes marijuana, they are still the most fit and sane people in the us.

boulder, co could possibly be the best college campus on the west side of the mississippi river.
also, it is important to remember that the university of colorado at boulder is the most difficult public college to be accepted into in the state of colorado. so, when someone disses this beautiful city, it is likely that they were rejected from the university and ended up at csu or unc.
person 1: what’s one thing that cu and csu students have in common?

person 2: what?

person 1: they all got accepted to csu.

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person 1: i am so glad we have csu…

person 2: why?

person 1: they’ve been keeping all the ugly girls out of boulder since 1879!!
1.) big jugs
2.) oddball town in colorado
we went into boulder and were greeted by some ultra-modern hippies driving subarus and wearing birkenstocks, and what was really weird was they had bongos.
a city north west of denver. known to many who come there and want to be cool as the bubble. it is a very active town, many athletes come there to train for the high elevation and hip trendy happenings. many athletes will also come there because they are bike racers that arent any good but think by moving to boulder they will be good, and at least be able to name drop. home to many past and present professional cyclist: scott moninger, chris baldwin, tyler hamilton, chris wherry (born there now a resident of durango co) chuck coyle, go go. andrew the terminator bajadali and many more. several current or former pros have also lived there such as dan schmatz, alex candelario and jeff corbett. many australian athletes come there and steal our women because they talk funny. reports are coming in recently that former northeaster hardware nj state cat 5 champ (reigning and current) pete lopinto resides there as well.
this one time, i was riding along in the bubble with henk, moninger, baldwin and a bunch of other pros and we saw rory sutherland riding too, it was so cool, boulder is cool, i am so cool, i put out 45 more watts just living here. someday ill make over 15k

masters race 1: i might leave my family an set up shop in boulder
masters racer 2: why would you do that?
masters racer 1: i just really think i could get a ride on aeg toshiba and win masters nationals. bostick has been coaching me he says the elevation and the quality of riding partners will make me better.