bovine plate job
a woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a gl-ss-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her -ss.
while i was p-ssed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, i managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. i thought i was in the middle of a bovine plate job.
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