bowel monkey


a monkey that dwells in one’s bowel
-rumbling stomach- “keep quiet bowel monkey!”
fart, botty burp, gas. descriptive of a person that is suffering from wind due to eating legumes, indian food, excessive alcohol consumption or anything else that causes wind
mate i’ve got a case of the bowel monkeys today

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