bowl floater


refers to a sn-bby, skinny female, with either a skinny, shapely, or large b-tt, who eats fruit and nuts for breakfast and salads for lunch and dinner, thus making her p–p invariably float to the surface when she takes a dump.
dude, she is such a sn-b. i took her for a steak dinner and she ordered just a salad. i put up with it, but later discovered after we did the deed, that the droppings she left in the toilet were translucent and floating like a stick in a lake. wow! she was so sn-bby and tight i should have figured her for a bowl floater.

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