box jock


a one time highschool douchebag jock who now moves boxes in a warehouse for a living.
james: hey, i stopped into great buy for their free-phone friday and i ran into jeff. guess what he’s up to now?

tom: what?

james: he’s a box jock in the warehouse. guess he should have paid attention in calc.

tom: that sucks. p-ss the joint, dude.

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