boyfriend brain trust
a group of discarded girls that no man wants to date. they gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. they all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.
the boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not cathy should attempt to date rich.
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