boyfriend money
when you’re boyfriend is a loser and doesn’t have his own job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give to him.
haley- “what are you doing with that hundred dollar bill?”
claire- “it’s my boyfriend money!”
haley- “it’s your what?”
claire- “it’s my boyfriend money! ya know the money i set aside so he doesn’t have to live on the streets!?”
haley- “oh! that makes sense!”
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