two distant friends who hung out in the bathroom to skip cl-ss soon became inseparable sisters. their future adventures await
- salmon splats
diarrhea brought on by eating salmon. “i didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, i had a bad case of the salmon splats.”
the ship name for jack kelly and charlie “crutchie” morris from newsies. i totally ship jackcrutchie. they obviously have feelings for each other.
a leftist, socialist, progressive or communist of latin descent. q: “have you heard about that new congress woman from the bronx?” a: “that marxican chick?” q: “yeah, that’s the one.”
paiziah is an incredibly smart amazing girl who can find her way out of anything. she has beautiful eyes and great hair. she’s overly nice in a good and bad way. i asked paiziah if she would do my homework for me, and of course she said yes.
- baldwin school
the premier all-girls school in the philadelphia region. it and greenwich academy are almost universally said to be the best suburban girls schools on the us east coast. the school enrolls the blonde sisters of haverford school boys, who have the rare skill of hosting the main line’s largest parties and pull off 1400+ sat […]