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• branch cricket

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• brand initiative

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• Brandon-Train

  when you are doing a chick and you take a bong hit, and blow the smoke up the girls v-g-n-, and it comes out of her mouth…also a legit way to p-ss a drug test. i let my boyfriend brandon-train me so i could p-ss my pee test.

• brand washing

  when a company convinces its employees that it is the greatest brand ever brand washing often occurs on your first day at a new job when your new employer makes you watch endless induction videos and presentations telling you how great the company is.

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