Brainstem


a state, usually precipitated by drinking and drug use, that approaches catatonia. although common symptoms are indistinguishable from those of a coma, certain individuals may inexplicably maintain random higher brain functions, such as speech, and s-xual ardor. may also be used as an adjective or descriptor.
1. oh man… stay away from noodles. he’s gone brainstem.

2. that stupid brainstem billy just tried to grab my b–bs!

a term used for people who do not use higher levels of thinking, ergo reference their p-n-s when making decisions.
guy1:man i want to smack up that b-tch
guy2:you some kind of brainstem? fool…

holy sh-t, stop humping my leg you brainstem
used interchangeably with bl-wj-b. see also nerl; scully; bl-wj-b; flowbee.
“i went home with dat b-tch from the club last night, and ya know i had to get me some brainstem ‘n sh-t.”

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