Brand Name Pickup Lines

pickup lines that refer to brand names
brand name pickup lines
-do you work at ups because i could have sworn you were checking out my package
-do you work at subway because you just sold me a footlong
-do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-do you work at cingular, because you’re rasin’ my bar

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