Brandon Phillops
a hairy shemail with a bush and dangleberrys
dangleberrys
when brandon phillops gets hairs on his -ss and when he does a cr-p pieces of sh-t get stuck there
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adj. when something is completely unfair or backwards. often refers to quizzes, test, or homework that has nothing to do with what one is learning about in cl-ss. “dude, i just took that exam in math, it was bunksauce! i think professor smith pulled the questions out of his -ss!” 1 more definition used to […]
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to pleasure ones p-n-s can’t wait to go home and brandoodoler foodoler.
- Brazilian Bull Ride
when having s-x with a partner from behind and you tell them you have some sort of std and see how long you can stay on (can only use one hand). when i was having s-x with a chick i met in a club i told her i had aids when giving it to her […]
- damn it to hell
unholy list of events that led to dimise of something used when you have finally given up also used to describe premature -j-c-l-t–n d-mn it to h-ll my old lady got drunk and f-cked wayne ! hold on baby don’t move i almost got it in awe d-mn it to h-ll! 1 more definition 1) […]
- Danish Deflection
the rare occurrence when one intends to -j-c-l-t- in a girl’s mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. this has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have s-x with a danish watching. the ancient greek jepherus koblias is the only person […]