Danish Deflection
the rare occurrence when one intends to -j-c-l-t- in a girl’s mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. this has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have s-x with a danish watching.
the ancient greek jepherus koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as “the danish deflection,” before danishes even existed. wait, what?
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