brandon rodriguez


a kid who is obsesed with cars, and has a big goofy jewish nose, cant make a girl -rg-s-m and c-ms in 2 minutes or less. premature much!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and rather look at cars then have s-x with a hot girl
i tried to make up and have s-x with brandon rodriguez but he rather go driving around looking for races in his honda civic and loose!

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