BrandonPlant
a really bad freshman roommate who uses the floor as a chair and his bed as a desk..? this person rarely showers and has the most annoying voice ever! favorite word is “ok” and somehow manages to get a girlfriend by stalking her. has a collection of condoms yet not one of them has ever been used. the first time he ever got a handjob he forgot to warn her and she said she would never do it again! sorry kid, looks like your a virgin for life!
dude, that brandonplant is one smelly stalker!!
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