Houdini-ing
also known as “to houdini”
1. act of disappearing when a girl cant decide what she wants with you.
2. act of disappearing when a activity or event is boring.
1.
man #1: “dude, has desiree made up her mind about you two?”
man #2: “no, man. i’m giving her a week before houdini-ing”.
2.
person #1: “this party is terrible. do you even know anyone here?”
person #2: “i have no clue who these people are. ten more minutes and we are houdini-ing out of here!”
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