the best football (soccer) team in norway!
they are playing in the tippeligaen.
their base is in bergen,norway
they have’nt won the norwegian championchip since 1963, but they might do it now. in norway the football season ends in october/november
blod e tjukkere enn vann, heia brann!!
this is a mix between barely and rarely. it means that you barely do anything rarely…in bed. so pretty much it means you are a wild -ss and that you give your lady lots of yonky jas. man, i was all kinds of brarely last night with your mom…and your sister…at the same time…twice.
- British Knights
british knights were a dope] shoe] that had the late 1980s and early 1990s on lock-down. bk’s were not for the faint hearted – they sported m-ssive decals, plastic add-ons and had tongues bigger than oven mitts. they were particularly popular with basketballer]s, crip g-ngb-ngers] and homeboys]. its rumoured that 76% of hip hop and […]
- Brazilian Gasmask
when a guy sits on your face with his nuts on your forhead and farts real hard, causing your hair, if you have any, to blow back. leaving behind shards of sh-t in the persons hair. “hey did you hear what happened to travis today?” “no, man what?” “shawn gave him a brazilian gasmask!”
- Breakfast Basket
placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman’s v-g-n- and then consuming it with cooter bacon. -a full course meal. man 1 : you seem hungry. man 2 : yeah, i skipped out on breakfast. man 1 : shoulda just had a breakfast basket. man 2 : i’m not married.
- breakfast emergency
in order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend’s bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. the point of which is to use the bathroom at starbucks, mcdonald’s, etc. “hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?” […]