Brawl Talk
the tedious conversation between two people who are about to fight which usually contains abuse towards each other in order to provoke the other into starting the fight.
the conversation can last for minutes and either leaves onlookers bored or watering at the mouth.
steve: what did you just say?
joe: i said your sister is a walrus.
steve: i’m gonna enjoy smashin your face in.
joe: are you starting on me?
steve: i might be.
joe: come on then!
steve: you come on then you p—y.
meanwhile
spectator 1: these guys are boring me with all this hype.
spectator 2: tell me about it. theres no time for brawl talk, someone needs to throw the first punch asap or i’m out of here!
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