brazilian blowout
when a girl with a shaved p-ssy queefs on her partners face.
my face was all sticky this morning.
y?
my chick gave me a brazilian blowout last night.
when f-cking a brazilian prost-tute, and her daily givings leak out ontop of the paying customer. looks similar to diarrhea.
dude i was railing this brazilian prost-tute last week and she got diarrhea on me. no man you got a brazilian blowout, that was all the others dudes c-m leaking out of her.
the actual non-s-xual definition is a kerotin hair treatment that smooths your hair and makes it super soft and shiny. if taken care of, it should last 12 weeks up to 6 months.
my hair was super frizzy, but then i had a brazilian blowout and now it’s smooth.
a bl-wj-b completed by a brazilian woman on a german male in which she allows the german man’s b-lls to smack or “score” against her cheeks repeatedly. the german male will often yell “gooooooooooal” during climax and -j-c-l-t–n. this act often brings shame on the country and culture of brazil.
hans was enjoying a “brazilian blowout” from natália when he immediatley felt the urge to yell, “goooooooooooal!.” natália’s parents and family watched from across the room and began to weep.
sh-tting yourself while you are getting a brazilian wax.
the pain from the waxing caused aunt thelma to have a brazilian blowout.
n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat sh-ts.
“i had so much linguica and picanha last night at fogo de chao… i’ve been praying for a brazilian blowout all morning.”
a dangerous and costly s-x act wherein an attractive brazilian man stimulates the woman’s v-g-n- by blowing a “raspberry” for approximately 45 minutes at a time. a very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men cl-ssically trained in the nearly forgotten brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as “mawanablowyamons”.
susan had purchased three sessions of brazilian blowout’s during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. she knew that this “brazilian blowout” could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out “oh g-d, yes!” and not really mean it. she was working her way up to the mythical turf-cken.
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