Breastimate
verb: to look at a girl’s t-ts and guess what cup size she is
noun: a guess of a girl’s cup size
person 1: dude her t-ts are huge!
person 2: i know right! i think she’s a c cup, but that’s just a breastimate
the technique used by bra-fitters and corsetiers to approximate breast size and therefore bra size. often men and women can learn this technique for their own common use.
customer: hi there, i would like a bra fitting please
jennifer: ok, well i breastimate you are a 10/32c so lets start there shall we?
or
daniel: woah look at her giant br–sts!
beth: sorry man, shes just wearing the wrong bra and theyre hanging out. i breastimate she’s only a 14/34 c.
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