Brenchley


top definition
a sh-t-hole “park” situated in maidstone, comprised of a bandstand, a monument, benches and obese pigeons. various species of teenager may be spotted here, including the chav/pikey, the goth, the emo, and occasionally the scene kid.

commonly, teeny-boppers may hang around here trying to find 18 year olds to buy them f-gs.

beware the pikeys. they will drink their cheap cider and beat you up if you are not in numbers equal to or greater than their own.
person 1; “brenchley later?”
person 2; “yeah man.”

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