Brennan Ratio
a mans brennan ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.
man 1: “dude, my brennan ratio is off the scale”
man 2: “impossible, there is no scale”
man 1: “alright! no need to be pedantic”
man 3: “you guys need to get laid”
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