brett’s barrel
british colombian bowling ball… guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos… wheels only females under 15… years old… sick forearm tat… loves stefanski’s bajangas…. but is also probably your hot bartender if you’ve been to the keg in kelowna
i rubbed brett’s barrel for good luck, its like buddha’s belly but luckier
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