Briarwood Christian school


a school in birmingham al that is full of fake christians and f-ck boys. the deans nephew is an atheist and everyone hates g-d. half the school is violent and think the school is a complete joke. the guys use the sh-t out of girls and make them feel important and loved up until they get blown, so it only takes 30 seconds for you to not mean anything to them anymore.
he did that to you? he must go to briarwood christian school.

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