broccolisexual
when the thought of someone penetrating you with a slightly uncooked broccoli makes you s-xualy aroused or you’re amused by the thought.
”guys! i think i am broccolis-xual… ;-; ”
”are you sure? that’s not normal~”
”yeah, sarah was cooking broccoli and i got a b-n-r over the thought of them”;-;
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