Brocephus


a total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. he is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.
when getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can’t reach his face because of his huge biceps.

-receptionist – “who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?”
-stylist- “oh, that’s just brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut.”
term used between friends instead of the word “brother” or “bro”. refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.
dude 1: hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your d-ck as you walked by.

dude 2: awesome!!! i’ve been wanting to f-ck her forever but i wasn’t sure she was interested! thanks brocephus!
a bro who is really into country music.
“brian still listens to garth brooks, he’s such a brocephus.”
(1) a friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) an individual who has contracted brocephalitis.
(1) word up, brocephus.

(2) yo, brocephus, when’d you catch brocephalitis?

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