a gmh/gmc lover’s explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.
ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. i had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.
gmh/gmc guy: i bought a holden commodore. i sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a “brocky chip” to the computer.
- brooklyn beautiful
ugly. traditionally, a woman who finds herself to be brooklyn beautiful would also find men’s clothing in her closet, herself ironically working at a library, and/or would rather buy records than mp3’s because they’re too mainstream. in otherwords, a female hipster. this word can be used to describe the precedingly mentioned person, but only if […]
beads that one b-tters up and puts up there partners r-ct-m. yeehaw, honey grabs those b-ttybeads and grease them up.
- canadian ramen
canadian ramen is a s-xual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. in order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her v-g-n- as possible(seasoning optional). once the v-g-n- is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her v-g-n-l area. finally slurp each […]
- car totty
someone who is attractive and would look good in the p-ssenger seat of your car to cruise around with. to show them off. would you like to be my car totty tonight?
catricia is both beautiful and very smart. she gets all the guys and most girls are jelaous of her. yo that girl is very beautiful, she must be a catricia