brohawk
a wide, short-haired mohawk sported by bro and yeah-guy. they look stupid and gives mohawks a bad name. some times hard to see underneath their famous stars and straps hats and bandanas.
“that brohawk looks r-t-rded; like a strip of sh-t on his head.”
a hairstyle worn by a bro with a narrow center strip of spiked-up, overly-gel’d hair and the sides and back in a typical fade.
chad: my bro hawk looks sweet when i’m rockin’ my new dirtbike in glamis.
brittany: that’s chill. got any weed?
the hairstyle that occurs when a group of two or more bros get really chill, matching feaux-hawks.
“dude, look at those guys’ brohawks.”
“f-cking douches.”
a fellow male seahawks fan. another 12th man is your brohawk.
i was sporting my richard sherman jersey today when i saw the guy standing in line next to me was wearing a seahawks hat, so i immediately knew he was my brohawk.
the replica of when a female shaves her pubic hair into a “landind strip” or mohawk, but for a guy.
yo, i dont know but it think this bro hawk makes my twilley look bigger. and the ladies love it.
the indistinguishable touchy feely douchebag that backs the credo “hoes before bros”, brohawks indelibly flock to women and will throw a brother “under the bus” in pursuit of their approval.
“joey just ditched us to hang out with sue-ellen, what a brohawk”
two guys united by their love of the seahawks. two 12th men are brohawks.
i was sporting my richard sherman jersey today when i saw the guy standing in line next to me was wearing a seahawks hat, which immediately made us brohawks.
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