the social malady in which a female continuously acts like a “bro” even in situations that warrant femininity.
girl #1: “so how did your date go last night?”

girl #2: “awful. he went in for a kiss and i gave him a chest b-mp. i seriously suffer from broitis.”
a condition that makes people use the word “bro” in their ud examples. it is contagious and has reached pandemic proportions.
bro1: hey bro, why do you always use ‘bro’ in your examples? you coming down with broitis?

bro2: dunno, bro.

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