BroManDude
a total brody that gets really wasted and proclaims everyone in the room his “bro”. usually a frat member, a bromandude is composed of 50% man, 50% dude, and 100% bro.
bromandude: “you guys are all my bros.-pointing to each person- bro. bro. bro.”
terry: “did you see that bromandude?”
dave: “yeah. he was a complete douche.”
a guy who over-uses the phrases “due”, “man”, and “bro”, referring to anyone; friends (female or male), parents, teachers, bosses, and children as one of those phrases. they also start every sentence with those three words. “bro man dudes” are usually college guys or men in their post-frat years.
girl 1:”oooo hes cute!”
girl 2:”dont bother. hes a bro man dude”
guy walks over to girl one
bromandude:”hey bro, can i buy you a drink?”
girl 2:”told you.”
the epitome, i mean this is the apotheosis, of lame frat boy terms. in most cases used as a musing of such toolbags, but sadly..oh how sadly, in many cases; is not. of course, the only time such an utterance is expelled without intent of joke, is by sufferers of severe brain damage, in most cases due to leakage of placenta
a)jeff-hey bromandude!
henry-what’s good homiebuddyman!
(collectively)haha but really what’s up?
b)doctor to infant:that’s not a crazy straw, its your mothers umbilical cord!…15 years later…chris:duh hey what’s up bromandude!
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