bronze metal
-sshole
after 6 weeks of asking my girlfriend finally gave me her bronze metal.
it’s the third best hole.
it’s nice when you get it but it still kinda stinks.
awwe you dirty
-ss
-n-l
b-tthole
but love
it was one time
olympic
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