to pull a brooks conrad is to f-ck up immensely.
this comes from brooks conrad’s complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 nlds)
also acceptable are:
“pulling a brooks” or “pulling a conrad”
doctor: sorry i dropped your baby ma’am
woman: wow you really pulled a brooks conrad there
doctor: we’ll now he’ll be as terrible a human being as brooks himself!
- Brooks of Sheffield
an imaginary character in the novel david copperfield by charles d-ckens. mr. murdstone refers to him while talking over little davy’s head to his friends about his pursuance of davy’s mother. “quinion,” said mr. murdstone, “take care, if you please. somebody’s sharp.” “who is?” asked the gentleman, laughing. i looked up, quickly; being curious to […]
- 7 million
the term referring to someone desperately trying to make urban dictionary’s seventh million definition. do i win a 7 million dollar prize?
- 7mm lead
the type of lead i need to get my pencils workin again. got any 7mm lead?
n. females, in particular ex-girlfriends with the ‘hot in high school’ complex, i.e. an insecurity complex that motivates them to cage men in relationships for the purpose of extracting constant self-validation, who use s-x as a bear trap, then mind f-ck you through your eye socket and/or stab you in the heart through your back. […]
- Bush stuffing
whe a man eats out a grose asian woman with pubic hairs that range from one halph inch to three inches long. the hairs must also be bushy and or really dirty and hasnt been washed in over two weeks. i went to china town and some girl asked me if i wanted to go […]