Brooks Conrad

to pull a brooks conrad is to f-ck up immensely.

this comes from brooks conrad’s complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 nlds)

also acceptable are:

“pulling a brooks” or “pulling a conrad”
doctor: sorry i dropped your baby ma’am

woman: wow you really pulled a brooks conrad there

doctor: we’ll now he’ll be as terrible a human being as brooks himself!

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