n. females, in particular ex-girlfriends with the ‘hot in high school’ complex, i.e. an insecurity complex that motivates them to cage men in relationships for the purpose of extracting constant self-validation, who use s-x as a bear trap, then mind f-ck you through your eye socket and/or stab you in the heart through your back. can not survive without a boyfriend, oftentimes selfish as h-ll in bed, though highly dtf. not to be trusted.
“yo, can you believe broomehilda is texting me again? thats the 12th godd-mn time today, and we broke up more than a year ago!
f-ck that b-tch, sk-nky -ss tricks are all the same, g’s up, ho’s down.
- Bush stuffing
whe a man eats out a grose asian woman with pubic hairs that range from one halph inch to three inches long. the hairs must also be bushy and or really dirty and hasnt been washed in over two weeks. i went to china town and some girl asked me if i wanted to go […]
- business tactical
attire worn by former military personnel and/or security contractors. generally consisting of high end hiking books, cargo khaki of various colors, and a tucked in polo shirt or b-tton-down shirt with a vent system. pockets to hold various weapons (i.e. knives and cell phones) are a must. bob: look at that guy. he must be […]
- Butterfly Boy
the guy you meet online dating who after only one date sends way too many amorous text messages and emails with animated b-tterfly emoticons. if allowed to continue, he will most definitely become a bonafide stalker. guy: hey, how was your date last night? girl: omg! he turned out to be a total b-tterfly boy! […]
- butt lava
diarrhea. not just your average diarrhea either. this is the kind that explodes out of your -ss and leaves your b-tthole chapped for the next few days. it is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. this is as bad as it gets. i ate at denny’s tonight. i think i am going […]
s-x up the b-ttocks, also known as -n-l s-x, but spelt like b-ttsecs because it’s 1337. and we all know, guys that spell b-ttsecs like this will actualy get more b-ttsecs. awsome dood: can we has b-ttsecs? slammin girl: is that like “s” “e” “c” “s”? awsome dood: yeh, you know it slammin girl: what […]