Broses
he who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.
oh broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane,
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven
the mexican version of broseph; anyone who is a bro from a spanish-speaking country
man 1: “hey broseph!”
man 2: “no hablo inglés..”
man 1: “oh…hola brosé”
alternative to bro, brother, broseph, or man. combination of moses and bro/brother, evolved from the standard biblical companionship term broseph
what u been up to lately broseph? i hit up the mall, ate some taco bell and drank a baja blast, what about you broses.
a. a pink wine enjoyed with friends, or your bros.
b. a pink wine served at a brodown.
c. a pink wine enjoyed so regularly, you know it like you would know one of your bros.
d. all of the above.
let’s chill and have some brosé tonight.
or:
“are you going to the brodown?”
“yeah, and i’m bringing the brosé.”
or:
i like the peyr-ssol so much it’s not just a rosé, it’s a brosé.
prose written for bros. popular works of brose include rippetoe’s starting strength and schwarzenegger’s education of a bodybuilder.
not to be confused with broetry.
mark rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.
similar to any form of prose, but directly or tangentially related to bros.
yo did you read that new tucker max book? some of the best brose i’ve read in a while.
noun. a mexican (or south/central american) bro.
look at that dumb -ss brose’ in his knit cap. it’s 100 degrees outside.
sup, brose’? that’s a pretty fresh lowrider tahoe you’ve got there!
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