Brotheism
the belief in your bros as your whole universe; usually a result of a lack of belief in anything else (atheism).
religious services take place on friday, sat-rday, or any day that you can get sh-t-faced on. communion is the drinking of beer and the eating of chili-cheese anything. prayer is addressed to the holy dude (who may or may not drink caucasians), and usually occurs as a result of a long night of partying: “oh dude, i should not have eaten el gigante- after that power hour.”
-7 lb. burrito
“dude, do not steal robbie’s girlfriend. don’t you remember the first commandment of brotheism? ‘do unto thy bros as you would have them to unto thee.'”
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