Brotie
a tie, usually worn by one that would consider himself a “bro”, but is considered by everyone else as an utter toolbag of society.
“deary me, did you see jimmy and todd wearing their broties? how embarr-ssed they must be.”
an individual who chooses to where a neck tie loosely around his neck with the top b-tton undone. it is done to show a rebellious persona, while at the same time, conforming to the inst-tution of mens formal wear.
person 1: why was that guy wearing his tie so loosely?
person 2: dude, he’s just rockin a brotie.
(bro-tie) when a bro -j-c-l-t-s on/around the neck of another bro. the pearl necklace of ultimate dude-ery.
even though i’m buck naked, i sure feel fancy in this bro-tie.
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